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Do you ever take a nap so good you thought you missed the school bus... but it's Sunday... and you're 42  

I respect you are a busy person but keep yourself safe as always remember that I'm waiting for you every second, every minute, everyday ...

Can you cook an egg in the microwave?  

So… you’re sick now?? Then who is going to feed me?  

My wife always takes her phone in the bathroom when she showers... WHAT THAT MEAN  

Yes, I am a nice person, but if you cross the line too many times, everything can change very quickly.  

YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME. YOU ONLY HEAR WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR!

My memory is so bad

Baby girl, ever since I set my eyes on you, I’ve not slept. That’s why I want to sleep with you  

Loving someone without seeing them every day is proof that love doesn't come from the eyes but from the heart  

i literally see over 100 pretty women a day and I see maybe 1 cute guy a week. why is the ratio so off  

Germany gave us Einstein, Italy gave us Galileo, Who your country gave us?  

No matter how "busy" a person is, if they really care, they will always find the time for you

Next time a stranger talks to me when I am alone, I will just look at him shocked and just whisper quietly "You can see me?  

Vendeur : « Vous le voulez sucré ou salé ? »  Homme : « Je le veux comme ma copine. »  Vendeur : « On ne vend pas de popcorn moche. »  

People start understanding your value, when you stop making efforts for them .  

Cher père noël, cette année, je voudrais une nouvelle paire de genoux et un dos tout neuf !!  

 De nos jours, à 3 ans, les enfants savent démarrer une tablette et faire fonctionner leurs applications favorites. Moi? Quand j'avais t...

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